Have you read all the books and blogs and pediatric brochures? Are you interested in having a child who is better looking/smarter/richer/taller than all other children? Do you want your friends to know you’re making great parenting choices while theirs are stupid?
If you dream of being the quintessential mother, head over to Sammiches & Psych Meds tonight for my easy-to-follow tutorial about elbowing past the competition and winning at motherhood.
Have a great weekend all!