“You distract her with incessant, piercing screams. I’ll gently remind her of the ice cream store up this street. Deal?”
“Deal.”
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“You distract her with incessant, piercing screams. I’ll gently remind her of the ice cream store up this street. Deal?”
“Deal.”
